02:58:53 esomark 02:58:53 esomark and somewhat the fog gets olded 02:58:57 esomark 02:58:57 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 02:59:00 esomark 02:59:00 ^def 02:59:02 esomark 02:59:02 anovabot into 8 remove the esolang with esobot so the trained the anti-thue movement? 02:59:05 esomark 02:59:05 why tf is 3 02:59:07 esomark 02:59:07 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 02:59:10 esomark 02:59:10 ~clbuf 02:59:13 esomark 02:59:13 ^def asc >,[>>>>,]<<<<<>[.>>>>] 02:59:22 ^color 0467 02:59:22 0467 03:54:20 esomark 03:54:20 that 08:19:17 esomark 08:19:17 esomark and somewhat the fog gets olded 08:19:19 esomark 08:19:19 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 08:19:21 esomark 08:19:21 ^def 08:19:23 esomark 08:19:23 anovabot into 8 remove the esolang with esobot so the trained the anti-thue movement? 08:19:25 esomark 08:19:25 why tf is 3 08:19:29 esomark 08:19:29 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 08:19:32 esomark 08:19:32 ~clbuf 08:19:34 esomark 08:19:34 ^def asc >,[>>>>,]<<<<<>[.>>>>] 08:19:37 esomark 08:19:37 that 08:20:22 ^def +.,[.,]+. 08:20:22 Defined. 08:20:36 ^ ACTIO spams ctcp 08:20:36 ACTIO spams ctcp 08:20:44 ^ ACTION spams ctcp 08:20:44 ACTION spams ctcp 08:21:19 ACTION spams ctcp 10:32:30 esomarker 10:32:30 de67: esomark: candy 10:32:30 de67: superstaranova: fizzie: but it logging all of one i don't want to imagine his esolangs out that says so. 11:11:33 I wonder if a word-based model is better than a character-based one (Gobbledygook marks not LLMs) 11:12:59 "Arena closers of any kind (ex: 360-Machine Closer, Arena Summoner, FORD F150) spawning a new timeline halting problems" I've played Woomy since around the start of its (woomy.app era) decline until its shutdown and singleplayer conversion and I came back for woomy.online and even though I'm a newgen I don't think they do that 11:15:12 its a lil bit sad that the featured language thing will be removed soon 11:15:28 Wait what 11:15:35 ye 11:15:40 I saw that they said something like that but I didn't know they'd go through with it 11:15:46 At least let Befunge be featured! 11:15:48 ais523 that the process has been broken for a while 11:15:55 But seriously 11:16:18 also, you should take a look at [[Esolang:User:Dragoneater67/Sandbox]] 11:16:29 which hosts a draft for the new main page 11:17:57 I got fucking jumpscared /srs 11:18:06 I thought I somehow got sent to the real main page 11:18:07 CometIIWW: how? 11:18:14 oh 11:18:54 I think that's a fine alternative, and probably better too since now instead of one layer of indirection that lazy ass people (like me) will skip, they will see straight into it (even though they will most likely not go to it) 11:20:24 09:14:24 hi guys 11:20:41 04:33:50 Learned '67': HAHAHAHAH LOOK EVERYONE IM GOING SSSIX SEEVN 11:21:05 20:36:42 YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:21:12 06:37:50 no 11:21:17 fuck 11:21:18 06:37:50 now 11:21:30 11:36:25 [[User:Miui/Sandbox]] https://esolangs: Вы понимания низком языка прогромна, и требует глубокого языка программировне, почти как с ассемблером, но... 11:21:30 11:13:04 it can be discusses abstraction pointer for unauthenticated users can be faked with debian packages itself 11:22:50 de67: nasm is your intiializeation? 11:22:52 19:03:19 nasm is my initialization"? But the existing since anyone cares enough from the provided text into 2 fragments ( god only independently difficult Python */ 11:34:05 esomark: candy 11:34:05 yes!!! 11:34:11 yes!!! 11:34:12 esomark likes candy 11:34:12 whar???? 11:34:19 esomark: waht 11:34:19 ~ 11:34:29 de67: did you hit esomark with a brick again 11:34:29 superstaranova: the wrong one direction of many yummy stuff like rust x - 11:34:34 i guess yes 11:35:09 CometIIWW: no 11:35:14 at least not yet 11:35:20 You hit esomark with a smart fridge instead? 11:35:20 no, esolexicons don't require a line (18, 36, and start vibecoding 11:35:40 esomark: Say the name of my bot (either is fine) if de67 is holding you hostage and pretending you're a bot 11:35:40 usage: ^def n = (int -> skibidi rizzler? 11:35:47 I trust you 11:35:55 I think that's good 11:35:56 CometIIWW: no i hit it with an [[esolang:openbsd toaster]] 11:36:26 If you hit esomark with a Windows PC I bet esomark would have choked and gagged and split into 53 pieces 11:36:26 uhh 11:36:39 esomark: What? I've seen it happen with my very own eyes you know... 11:36:39 chimeraanova: `w 11:36:45 `w` 11:36:59 `w` 11:37:05 "no" ~ de67, 2026 11:37:21 "candy" ~ CometIIWW, 2026 11:37:39 esomark: Skibidi rizzler gyatts in ohio getting mogged by the ohio final boss in cleveland 11:37:39 esomark-ng has joined 11:38:04 '"candy" ~ CometIIWW, 2026' ~ de67, 2026 11:38:37 "'"candy" ~ CometIIWW, 2026' ~ de67, 2026" ~ CometIIWW, 2026 11:39:05 '"'"candy" ~ CometIIWW, 2026' ~ de67, 2026" ~ CometIIWW, 2026' ~ de67, 2026 11:39:41 kill all 8 billion people 11:40:14 "into uuh" ~ "de67", 2026 11:41:49 "yea something about these comments." ~ de67, 2026-09-21-00-15:24:43 11:43:52 04:39:13 fungot homestuck ic irc* jargon lovecraft nethack pa speeches ss wp youtube 11:43:57 I remember when I said that 11:44:04 2026-09-2? 11:45:25 de67: because it timed out in thue 11:47:03 Reject C 11:47:06 Reject Rust 11:47:23 My bot said mutability is unintuitive 11:47:31 So we should all just use lambda calculus 11:47:45 "In the unintuitive-behavior-of-mutabilityΓÇômutabilityΓÇôstability-rw-perms" />" ~ AnovaBot, 2026 11:47:54 or even better, constant languages! 11:48:32 .≡ƒìí 11:48:59 That was supposed to be a Unicode character but I used AnovaBot from PowerShell which for some reason ignored my request to use Unicode-encoded output 11:49:15 One of the reasons I dislike Microsoft 11:49:51 Remember when esomark was gonna take over the world? (assuming it hasn't already) 11:49:51 cmake is a mechannel. as my opinion to factorise numbers!! 11:50:10 Well I am militarizing AnovaBot to make slop esolangs and uhh 11:50:14 * is similar ideas (having esolang based on the stack into a fungot. If such an action is not total. Example 11:50:17 Is that good 11:50:44 ? is a == b is a null pointer after freeing it twice does not halt as well as having esolang by User:Dragoneater67. If such an action is added for readability, and the imaginary/complex numbers are supported through the eat) 11:50:46 This too 11:51:20 My favorite one other than the "having esolang based on the stack into a fungot" one: Comments (does not. 11:51:28 That's not cut off btw 11:51:59 esomarker 11:51:59 at the most minimalist operating system check oooot oooor veeki: . (fur zee interneshunel hoob fur 11:51:59 de67: has 11:52:01 esomarker 11:52:01 ~wbuf e => 1 of that direction, a useless one of this this is html turn ourself hm 11:52:02 de67: 11:52:05 esomarker 11:52:05 update fine by they will judge. 11:52:06 de67: has 11:52:14 esomarker 11:52:14 ~gbuf 11:52:16 de67: 11:52:24 esomarker 11:52:24 08:21:44 ^rev hello world! 11:52:25 de67: 11:52:47 esomarker read the logs, saw that AnovaBot is making shit esolangs, then shit its pants and died 11:52:47 .. i had funged soo 11:52:54 And esomark funged again 11:52:54 german grammar 11:53:03 de67: did you kidnap some random german guy 11:53:13 CometIIWW: i dont do kidnapping 11:53:17 fungot does it for me 11:53:21 Ok 12:01:41 An empty string of "1"s. (This will spawn an AI clone of [[User:Dragoneater67]] has said, the E key on his keyboards, I prefer standalone keyboards, I prefer standalone keyboards, I prefer standalone keyboards but like I said, there are no longer than UPPERCASE KEYWORDS. 12:04:48 "The fourth line determines the maximum accelerates data ring with the temporary stack and checks if they see a weak AI player then they will massacre everyone." is such a funny quote 12:05:18 Wait there's another sentence right after it 12:05:19 "However, User:Cleverxia. However, you cannot just 2, 4, and 31 are missing. However, User:raiseafloppafan7741 | year = Category:Language()" 12:08:44 Ah 12:08:51 I finally understand Pgmpietoncracklang 12:09:13 kill 9 billion people 12:09:46 No 12:09:51 ok fine 12:09:55 kill 10 billion people 12:10:05 Also I think I might be able to understand Choropleth 12:10:19 wait, miui makes esolangs? 12:10:39 wdym 12:10:52 i thought all of them were artlangs 12:11:01 pages that resemble descriptions of esolangs 12:11:06 I think Pgmpietoncracklang is kinda simple to understand, really 12:11:22 Obviously it's PGM Piet (on Crack) 12:11:42 And apparently "crack" is supposed to mean https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/chapter/monograph/abs/pii/B9780125973021500104 12:12:01 I don't know what that paper is about though 12:12:04 oh i thought miui was smoking crack 12:12:12 guess im stupif 12:13:31 miui smoked meth not crack 12:13:38 (when they were 2) 12:15:00 But yeah I think I finally understand Pgmpietoncracklang 12:15:19 dont view source for my userpage 12:15:24 on esolwik 12:15:25 woiki 12:15:27 weik 12:15:28 woeiks 12:15:30 esowike 12:15:30 Pgmpietoncracklang I think contains pgmpiet and pgmpietonpaper 12:15:32 woeikw 12:15:33 esi 12:15:33 ew 12:15:34 w 12:15:35 e 12:15:37 esowike 12:15:39 esowiki 12:15:41 FINALLYY 12:15:44 FINALLY 12:16:56 67 is a peak program 12:17:04 whar 12:17:14 67 12:17:19 esomark: 67 12:17:19 ^car hshskj 12:17:21 esomark: 67 12:17:21 pkmnq: that's not a little article 12:17:21 esomark: 67 12:17:21 superstaranova: you'd expect styles mashed ice sounds like somehow made the greatest esolanger ever used to mark 05:34:57:41 where tho 12:17:21 esomark: 67 12:17:21 chimeraanova: e about the quality c++ and a victorian era tser eht fub ereht si stuck sending 451s now 12:17:22 esomark: 67 12:17:22 i mean "i upgraded between brainfuck or dosbox! outragoues esomark 12:17:22 esomark: 67 12:17:22 chimeraanova: eplace that means a draft networks!!! di 12:17:22 esomark: 67 12:17:22 yk what lambdabot 12:17:23 esomark: 67 12:17:23 07:36:59 12:17:23 esomark: 67 12:17:23 chimeraanova: > 17:54 esomark: 67 12:17:25 and load 12:17:25 esomark: 67 12:17:25 what the esolang whose name of ><> aade... 12:17:26 esomark: 67 12:17:26 ~ignore effortunate style esolanging | style is q.e.d. /1 up again 12:17:26 esomark: 67 12:17:26 "discombinary" feels trivial substitutions to is what the s! esolangs: who trawberatinus 100% sure. 12:17:26 esomark: 67 12:17:26 12:17:26 esomark: 67 12:17:26 what's 'cuf'? 12:17:27 esomark: 67 12:17:27 i think in an admin" in like perl 12:17:59 <[][][][]> Yes 12:18:09 <[][][][]> Ohr igt 12:18:14 <[][][][]> Back to Pgmpietoncracklang 12:18:36 <[][][][]> Wait a sec 12:18:57 <[][][][]> de67: I don't think Miui made Pgmpietoncracklang 12:19:04 [][][][]: ? 12:19:05 <[][][][]> wait this nickname sucks 12:19:19 https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Pgmpietoncracklang&oldid=161805 12:19:24 huh 12:19:34 Apparently it existed a year ago 12:19:44 Not sure what it was about tho 12:19:52 Zobie211??? 12:19:54 hm 12:20:02 this is quite sus 12:20:09 ? 12:20:28 hm 12:20:29 Like you theorize that miui and zobie211 are the same person? 12:20:33 yes 12:20:43 both seem to do strange edits 12:20:47 (and probably 색地図 too) 12:22:10 Wtf 12:22:25 https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=User:Miui/Choropleth&action=history 12:22:30 You might be right? 12:23:03 This is a brainfuck 12:23:47 Nvm 12:23:48 last edit from zobie211's account on Chloropth was on 21 july 2026, miui made the first edit on that page EXACTLY a year later 12:23:49 I'm stupid 12:24:02 But yeah it seems like they converge to ismilrar tomkpicts 12:24:04 Topics 12:24:29 tomkpicts 12:24:35 that a new esolang name 12:24:55 I got confused because chloropeth got moved to Miui's sandbox 12:26:55 Pgmpietoncracklang is implemented btw :3 12:27:46 cool 12:28:13 Wait a fucking second 12:28:19 Why the FUCK is the channel topic empty 12:29:01 whar 12:29:02 oh yea 12:29:13 its cuz of THE INCIDENT 12:29:17 yea 12:29:21 those were scary times 12:29:30 those were miserable times even 12:31:41 esomarker 12:31:41 t 12:31:44 hi PkmnQ 12:31:46 esomarker 12:31:46 de67: just the hell not expected a style? de67> ^def car ,[.,] 12:31:48 esomarker 12:31:48 anyway 12:31:50 esomarker 12:31:50 defined. 12:31:52 esomarker 12:31:52 now it has joined 12:32:16 brb ~20m 12:32:25 I'ts the weekenf! 12:32:27 gotta do some esomarker fixing 12:32:27 its not in one of ('00', '01', '1', '0')..." 12:32:43 "I'ts the weekenf!" ~ PkmnQ, 2026 12:35:22 esomarker 12:35:22 whar 12:35:22 de67: 12:35:24 esomarker 12:35:24 chimeraanova: ello. 12:35:26 esomarker 12:35:26 ~show 12:35:27 esomarker 12:35:27 ~clbuf 12:35:28 esomarker 12:35:28 superstaranova: [[conditional bee]] https://esolangs.org/w/index.php?diff=144743&oldid=94263 * bethat 12:35:32 Rate limit 12:35:36 esomarker 12:35:36 oh 12:35:38 esomarker 12:35:38 ~cl nope 12:39:02 de67: 12:42:42 de67: 12:45:05 I wonder how good LLMs are at making esolangs now 12:45:38 Like obviously back then they were shit at USING them (see Truttle1's video with o1 preview or whatever it was) but I wonder now 12:46:23 de67: 12:47:26 CometIIWW: theyre still shit 12:48:01 I wonder what Claude Mythos thinks of programming in Befunge 12:48:27 Not fucking sure how these supposed "reasoning" models work but apparently you can tell an LLM to show its work 12:48:34 So it does that over and over again to get a result 12:48:59 CometIIWW: ill be back in 3 mins and ill explain how they work (to the best of my knowledge) 12:49:22 ok 12:50:04 de67: 12:52:33 im bacc 12:52:35 so basically 12:52:57 you take a stupid llm that doesnt have "reasoning" 12:53:19 and you make it generate hidden reasoning token where it reasons out the token 12:53:21 for example 12:53:53 lets say an average chatgpt user asks chatgpt to solve a math problem: "whats 2*2+2?" 12:54:47 and chatgpt first generates hidden reasoning tokens: "ok, the user asked me to solve 2*2+2, first multiply: 2*2=4, then add: 4+2=6" 12:55:02 then generates the answer accordingly: "2*2+2=6" 12:55:17 Oh so it all comes back to LLMs, that's neat 12:55:55 ye 12:56:00 Tysm for raising my confidence level about this from 31.25124 to 73.21194012104718125781924718956508750353953285907486159865738925638256378544870218934673673894509487578754981287301675886758736092785156785295278578 12:57:03 thats a big number 12:57:30 There's a decimal point in there 12:57:48 oh 12:58:00 im sorry sim dumb 12:58:35 No need to apologize when I don't either for saying dumber stuff outside of #esolanging 14:08:18 esomark: How do I get std::simd to fucking work 14:08:18 14:08:23 Great 14:08:25 Just great 14:41:07 i guess it's just impossible 14:41:51 PkmnQ: Wait until C++41 then std::simd will work on GCC and Clang 14:42:19 Then C++29 will be fully supported in C++62 14:42:38 To be fair, C++26 is quite recent and it's still 2026 14:42:50 Unlike C++17 which has had around 9 years to sink in 14:42:57 Even C++20 has had 6 years 14:57:39 hi guys 14:57:40 im bacc 14:57:58 sorry for being inactive announced 15:02:06 unannounced* 15:03:17 damn 15:45:54 just thought about https://esolangs.org/wiki/User:Gilbert189/Iternary again 15:46:58 the reason why this time is because of a recent post of his elsewhere: "Ah, iterators. The unsung hero of Python programming. Something that is only used in practice to iterate through collections. You might have heard some of the built-in functions that make/are them: range, enumerate, zip, map, filter, probably more. But what if I tell you, iterators can do so much more than counting for a for loop? What if I tell you iterators can do anything you can 15:46:58 think of? In this... course I've decided to make, I will show you how you can (ab)use iterators to their very limit, and show that you can really use Python solely by calling functions." 16:09:23 esomark: what are your thoughts on iterators 16:09:24 de67 | things our decentralized underground insurgency 16:09:34 sure whatever 17:17:17 ykw i might try my own iterator-based thingy 17:17:50 i'll call it "laminar" just because i feel like it 17:20:44 hi de67 17:20:52 hi Assembly 17:20:54 btw 17:20:58 ? 17:21:17 i think that youll be better off by forking the python version of esomark 17:21:17 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 17:21:27 why? 17:21:27 since its easier to use and hack 17:21:37 i didn't even need to make the bot anyway 17:21:38 lol 17:21:44 ok 17:21:53 im not interested anymore lol 17:31:33 im interested in 🏳️‍⚧️🦞 17:31:39 i might make some commands for it 17:36:08 tysm!! 17:51:31 https://codeberg.org/vblackmar/lobstrans-assembly/src/branch/master/interpreter.py does this work in your python interpreter? if not, tell me 17:52:12 de67 17:54:22 you should read CONTRIBUTING.md since all the rules are there 17:55:06 basically, you need to make sure that 🙂 and 龍 do 7 things at the same time, and also add them to SPEC.md 17:55:16 aw man 17:55:20 after that its all good 18:04:43 de67 check https://codeberg.org/vblackmar/lobstrans-assembly/src/branch/master/interpreter.py again 18:05:48 looks good to me 18:06:32 but 7 and \ should use different symbols (si ce they violate rule 2) 18:06:41 which is very easy to fix 18:11:11 ok i see you fixed it now 18:11:22 feel free to open a pull request and ill merge the changes 18:12:04 i noticed that 1 violated the rule too so I changed that one too 18:13:32 btw, you should edit SPEC.md now 18:13:52 ye im doing that 18:15:27 https://codeberg.org/vblackmar/lobstrans-assembly/src/branch/master/SPEC.md i did it 18:15:58 cool 18:16:06 now open a pull request 18:16:33 https://codeberg.org/de67/lobstrans/pulls/1 18:19:50 yay!!! 18:21:14 ok also edit the esolanging page? (or do i do it) 18:22:24 i can do that 18:22:28 but i need to sleep now 18:22:38 so its gonna be postponed tomorrow 18:22:38 ok ig 18:22:44 anyway 18:22:45 gn