00:03:45 <esolangingbot> [[11User:AnalysisOfVariance/Sandbox]] 12https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=487 07N * AnalysisOfVariance * (+8) * poteto
00:38:46 <AnovaCometFloppa> #pragma GCC -optimize "O0" fixes it somehow
00:44:17 <AnovaCometFloppa> Strings in Processor/1 are incredibly annoying since you can only read 64 bits at a time and not any shorter unit like 8, 16, or 32
00:44:47 <AnovaCometFloppa> I might have to add more instructions
01:06:42 <AnovaCometFloppa> fasmg is genuinely overpowered
01:17:57 <AnovaCometFloppa> How do I make a string where the characters are quadwords
01:18:55 <AnovaCometFloppa> Oh
01:24:00 <AnovaCometFloppa> Self-modifying code :3
01:55:50 <AnovaCometFloppa> Okay using a quack without being able to rotate it is annoying
02:00:27 <AnovaCometFloppa> Unfortunately since a quack is a queue-stack hybrid I can't reverse it
02:00:31 <AnovaCometFloppa> Or even roll it right
02:02:46 <AnovaCometFloppa> Okay I finally made a subroutine that prints an lstring from the end of the queue
02:05:31 <AnovaCometFloppa> I guess this means one IP corresponds to multiple universes where it can jump between them
02:08:21 <AnovaCometFloppa> Oh
02:08:30 <AnovaCometFloppa> wait
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02:42:19 <PkmnQ> i did yeah
02:44:21 <AnovaCometFloppa> The quack is an interesting data structure
02:44:23 <AnovaCometFloppa> Wait
02:44:45 <AnovaCometFloppa> I think there's also a reverse
02:45:01 <AnovaCometFloppa> Quack is queue-stack but stack-queue is uhhh
02:45:04 <AnovaCometFloppa> uhhh
02:45:49 <AnovaCometFloppa> I think screw the Processor/1 OS idea
02:46:20 <AnovaCometFloppa> A stack-queue might be a staque (pronounced stack) or a staue or something
02:46:42 <AnovaCometFloppa> Not sure if those words already exist but I hope not since staque is a funny name for a stack-queue hybrid
02:46:55 <PkmnQ> is the quack a stack of queues
02:47:01 <PkmnQ> or some other cursed hybrid
02:47:42 <AnovaCometFloppa> A quack is basically a queue but you can pop from the back of the queue
02:47:49 <AnovaCometFloppa> So basically 3/4ths of a deque
02:47:55 <AnovaCometFloppa> Nevermind
02:47:56 <AnovaCometFloppa> 3/5ths
02:48:29 <AnovaCometFloppa> Actually 3/4ths of a deque
02:49:19 <AnovaCometFloppa> And a staque would be a stack but you can dequeue from the bottom I think
02:49:43 <AnovaCometFloppa> We should have those articles on esowiki lmao /j
02:53:42 <AnovaCometFloppa> Writing an operating system in assembly is pure pain
02:53:48 <AnovaCometFloppa> I think I should just use QEMU
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02:55:11 <PkmnQ> AnovaCometFloppa: wouldn't a quack and staque then be just equivalent
02:55:14 <PkmnQ> and also
02:55:21 <AnovaCometFloppa> ?
02:55:23 <PkmnQ> actually wait ignore the "and also"
02:55:24 <AnovaCometFloppa> Helo de67
02:55:26 <de67> hi guys
02:55:29 <AnovaCometFloppa> Helo de67
02:55:37 <de67> double greet
02:55:42 <PkmnQ> but quacks and staques are still equivalent i think
02:55:52 <PkmnQ> because the operations you have are:
02:55:56 <PkmnQ> - push to the front
02:55:59 <PkmnQ> - pop from the front
02:56:01 <PkmnQ> - pop from the back
02:56:41 <de67> both are valid names ig
02:56:46 <de67> but quack is a better name
02:56:57 <PkmnQ> de67: ik but AnovaCometFloppa was listing them as separate things when they very much aren't
02:57:10 <AnovaCometFloppa> Oh
02:57:16 <PkmnQ> (see also: Esimpl's "semideque", which is similar but instead you have two directions of pushing rather than popping)
02:57:40 <PkmnQ> i really should do something with Esimpl at some point
02:57:50 <PkmnQ> i know the language well enough
02:58:01 <AnovaCometFloppa> Should we add an opertaion to reverse the quack/staque
02:58:15 <de67> AnovaCometFloppa: idk
02:58:29 <AnovaCometFloppa> Actually wait the double names are kinda funny since you can have a quack staque and a staque quack
02:58:48 <de67> like a constant constant from dulf of america?
02:58:51 <PkmnQ> quaque: a blend between a quack and a staque
02:58:52 <de67> gulf
02:59:00 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark: How the fuck do I make an operating system in Processor/1
02:59:00 <esomark> 08:51 <de67> esome reme i tend to remember 
 
02:59:04 <AnovaCometFloppa> Fuck
02:59:05 <de67> PkmnQ: that sounds too french
02:59:31 <PkmnQ> de67: it doesn't have an x in it
02:59:52 <de67> PkmnQ: valid point
03:00:06 <AnovaCometFloppa> destaquaqueue
03:00:21 <AnovaCometFloppa> We are slowly turning English into a polysynthetic language /j
03:01:40 <AnovaCometFloppa> A destaquaqueue would probably be either a deque of queues of quacks of stacks or a queue of deques of quacks of stacks or a queue of quacks of stacks of deques
03:01:43 <AnovaCometFloppa> Idk about the order
03:01:58 <AnovaCometFloppa> wait its not polysynthetic
03:02:08 <AnovaCometFloppa> lol i added /j so it doesnt matter /-1
03:03:12 <AnovaCometFloppa> AnovaBot[Old]: how do I make an os in processor1 heplp
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03:03:14 <esomark> ^def car 
 
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03:03:14 <esomark> chimeraanova: ai! 
 
03:03:28 <AnovaCometFloppa> four entire watermelons
03:04:20 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark:
03:04:20 <esomark> ~style superstar-anova 
 
03:04:21 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark
03:04:21 <esomark> !$'*-0369<?behknqtwz]`cfilorux{~ #&),/258;>adgjmpsvy\_behknqtwz}"%(+.147:=@cfilorux[^adgjmpsvy| 
 
03:04:30 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark got poisoned by de67
03:04:30 <esomark> glad it's lower bound 
 
03:04:33 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark
03:04:33 <esomark> yay!!! 
 
03:04:39 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark: 67
03:04:39 <esomark> someone got filled up here we style esomark should add a a better than the dataset 
 
03:04:43 <AnovaCometFloppa> wtf
03:04:45 <AnovaCometFloppa> esomark: 67
03:04:45 <esomark> boom 
 
03:04:51 <AnovaCometFloppa> explosion
03:04:57 <de67> this is not #esolanging-blah
03:04:58 <AnovaCometFloppa> de67: esomark can handle the international terrorism
03:04:58 <esomark> i right idea 
 
03:05:00 <AnovaCometFloppa> ok
03:07:33 <AnovaCometFloppa> Why can I not find the zemhill bot anymore
03:08:31 <PkmnQ> oh yeah did i ever mention three_legged_frog was my attempt at BF Joust
03:08:42 <PkmnQ> i'm surprised it did as well as it did
03:08:53 <PkmnQ> though i assume that's just it being horrifyingly overfitted
03:11:03 <de67> holy shit: https://cert.europa.eu/publications/security-advisories/2026-018/
03:11:45 <AnovaCometFloppa> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UWU OWO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
03:11:59 <AnovaCometFloppa> Rip mediawiki
03:13:24 <AnovaCometFloppa> This means esolang wiki and esolanging wiki will have to go down for a bit if whe therel tehr rh relase update
03:15:13 <AnovaCometFloppa> For some reason I used to read pgmpietoncracklang as "pgm pigeon crack lang"
13:51:51 <de67> welcome back esomark
13:51:51 <esomark> esomark and somewhat the fog gets olded 
 
13:51:57 <de67> btw
13:52:04 <VarianceAnalyzer> OH WOAH
13:52:07 <VarianceAnalyzer> ESOMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:52:17 <PkmnQ> that fog sure is quite olded
13:52:29 <PkmnQ> and it only continues olding with time
13:52:31 <VarianceAnalyzer> esomark, how do you feel that you are back now?
13:52:31 <esomark> [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] 
 
13:52:57 <VarianceAnalyzer> FUCKING STUPID BROWSER WANTS ME TO DOWNLOAD TODAY'S LOGS INSTEAD OF VIEWING IT IN THE FUCKING BROWESR FUUUUUUUCK
13:53:12 <VarianceAnalyzer> 8.5K of logs only because esomark was down during peak activity
13:53:12 <esomark> ^def 
 
13:53:17 <VarianceAnalyzer> Anyway log readers, check this out
13:53:18 <VarianceAnalyzer> ~ls
13:53:18 <AnovaBot> /bin \ /readme.txt \ /script.lox
13:53:24 <VarianceAnalyzer> (synthetic file system)
13:53:34 <VarianceAnalyzer> (you can only ls the root directory for now hehe)
13:53:46 <PkmnQ> ~cat readme.txt
13:54:01 <PkmnQ> ~help
13:54:04 <VarianceAnalyzer> I said you could only ls the root directory
13:54:06 <PkmnQ> ~ 
13:54:09 <VarianceAnalyzer> It's AnovaBot but not quite
13:54:09 <AnovaBot> WIP!
13:54:18 <PkmnQ> VarianceAnalyzer: oh as in that's the only thing you can do?
13:54:23 <VarianceAnalyzer> For now
13:54:27 <PkmnQ> i interpreted it as "the root directory is the only directory you can ls"
13:54:30 <VarianceAnalyzer> I'll add actual fs traversal rn
13:54:37 <PkmnQ> not "ls-ing the root directory is literally the only thing you can do right now"
13:54:39 <VarianceAnalyzer> Oh yeah horrible wording
13:54:41 <VarianceAnalyzer> Sorryy
13:54:46 <VarianceAnalyzer> (Y KEY GOT STUCK)
13:56:32 <VarianceAnalyzer> Since esomark is back
13:56:32 <esomark> anovabot into 8 remove the esolang with esobot so the trained the anti-thue movement? 
 
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13:57:18 <VarianceAnalyzer> I guess the wiki and forums are offline while esomark is online?
13:57:18 <esomark> why tf is 3 
 
13:57:24 <VarianceAnalyzer> (nvm wiki is online)
13:58:39 <VarianceAnalyzer> LMAO
13:59:00 <VarianceAnalyzer> I think esomark is still logging us
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13:59:09 <VarianceAnalyzer> But the logs are not public since hte server is down
13:59:18 <VarianceAnalyzer> *webserver
14:06:07 <PkmnQ> nothing has happened on aforementioned obscure forum as of yet
14:06:19 <PkmnQ> no guests
14:10:05 <de67> wow
14:10:18 <PkmnQ> aaand it's returning 418 now
14:10:22 <de67> this world ending vuln is so boring
14:10:28 <de67> no causalties
14:10:31 <de67> PkmnQQQQQQQQQQQQQ: nvm
14:10:37 <de67> i changed my mind
14:10:51 <de67> its over
14:10:54 <de67> its so over
14:11:51 <de67> it might be too late to salvage esolang forum the nhe normal way
14:12:05 <VarianceAnalyzer> esomarker?
14:12:05 <esomark> ~clbuf 
 
14:12:15 <de67> so im gonna point the dns entry to 0.0.0.0
14:12:28 <de67> perhaps bbbbbbbbblock internet acces an another way just to be sure
14:12:34 <de67> and only then try to patch it
14:13:26 <de67> ok, vultr thankfully has the firewall feature
14:17:15 <de67> great news: esolanging wiki will be back soon
14:18:18 <de67> VarianceAnalyzer: if you can, pliz download esolang wiki dump
14:20:09 <PkmnQ> bbwiki is returning "Not Found"
14:21:04 <PkmnQ> a few honeypot phpbb forums i found while investigating a spammer that arrived on the obscure forum one time are returning a cloudflare "Connection timed out"
14:29:16 <PkmnQ> aaand the obscure forum is back
14:29:29 <PkmnQ> might've been the admins who did the 418
14:40:10 <de67> both esolanging wiki and esolang forum are up now
14:41:58 <esolangingbot> de67 has quit (Quit: Quit: de67).
16:29:02 <^[[{}[[]]{[{]}}[> ALERT: A vulnerability was discovered in PHP called PHP2Shell allows attackers to execute arbitrary code or read sensitive data. We must be careful.
17:35:01 <PkmnQ> me directly witnessing the fallout: