04:53:10 It's nice to see a new esolanger who just wants to make stuff 04:53:33 kaleidoscope: yea! 05:00:56 burn 05:01:11 Imagine burning Burn into a CD 05:01:28 who knows mmaybe that reveals the solution 05:03:22 [[It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning. It's burning.]] [[Burn]] [[IntoLoad]] [[A]] CD reveals [[The]] [[Solution 1]] 05:03:36 lol 05:07:50 i remember exactly where i was when i found out that M136279841 was soon to be announced 05:08:02 i looked at the mersenne.org page just hours before it was revealed :P 05:10:42 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1302 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+732) 05:12:10 de67: I propose a new category: [[Category:67 derivatives]] /LazyK 05:12:21 For both the Esolanging Wiki and the Esolang Wiki 05:12:28 (/LazyK) 05:22:01 I just witnessed something incredibly cursed and now I want to put bread and peanut butter into the microwave and leave it on low heat for 7 minutes 05:22:18 lmao 05:22:50 (For context, some company's advertising department probably took huge doses of drugs and made two advertisements while high) 05:23:06 thats fantastic 05:23:50 It's not like I saw someone get beheaded and their intestines extracted from their neck or anything but the ads were certainly something to witness 05:23:59 lul 05:24:02 (FYI I HAVENT SEEN SOMEONE GET BEHEADED AND THEIR INTESTINES EXTRACTED FROM THEIR NECK) 05:24:07 ...yet 05:24:11 BUT I DONT WANNA SEE THAT LO 05:24:13 LOL 05:24:23 thats a weird thing to now want 05:25:23 I love grammatical ambiguity :D 05:25:41 *not 05:26:05 I love grammatical ambiguity :D 05:26:10 lul 05:29:30 I genuinely hate it when people [censored for not being about esolanging] 05:32:37 esomark: do you eat children 05:32:37 05:32:43 esomark: do you eat children 05:32:43 05:32:47 esomark: do you eat children 05:32:47 05:32:48 esomark: do you eat children 05:32:48 esomark: w 05:32:54 Q.E.D. 05:43:11 esomark: do you eat children 05:43:11 analysisofvariance* de67 btw) 05:43:23 I DON'T EAT CHILDREN YOU STUPID CLANKER 05:43:31 But de67 probably eats children tbh 05:43:35 Children of dragons 05:43:42 Since yk dragon EATER 67 05:44:41 esomark: do you eat children 05:44:41 05:44:42 esomark: do you eat children 05:44:43 unknown command. 05:44:45 esomark: do you eat children 05:44:45 05:44:48 esomark: do you eat children 05:44:48 chimeraanova: oh, and told-fucooblin.ondete update finished! 05:44:54 ? 05:44:55 esomark: do you eat children 05:44:55 05:44:56 esomark: do you eat children 05:44:56 05:44:57 esomark: do you eat children 05:58:59 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaleidoscope_(programming_language) 06:00:15 I swear there was a game named kaleidoscope or something 06:00:38 for some reason there was a massive furby 06:04:11 Ohh it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tattletail 06:04:55 Spoilers lie ahead btw 06:16:00 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1303 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+281) * SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06:16:24 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1304 M * KaleidoscopeFive * (-10) * /* Infinite loop */ oops 06:25:46 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1305 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+897) * I think this slop is ready to be present 06:36:06 [[⧼abusefilter-blocker⧽]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1306 M * PkmnQ * (+2) * /* Computational class */ no wait [[Mhm!]] can halt where did I get the idea that it was one of those implicit loop languages from 06:49:07 we miss you de67 07:00:57 And when the world needed him most, he came back. 07:03:05 KaleidoscopeFive: ehat happen 07:03:17 hi de67_! 07:03:35 before you joined 07:03:37 i sent the mssage 07:03:43 "we miss you de67" 07:03:59 hey gguys 07:04:10 oh wow everyone online 07:04:16 yeaa 07:04:23 we were waiting for you! 07:04:28 joined in mourning 07:04:37 (this is a lie) 07:04:42 anyway im gonna reply to your reply 07:04:49 yay 07:04:52 is it long? 07:04:55 but holy moly thats a response 07:04:59 chonky, even? 07:05:03 de67_: lmao 07:06:41 [[Template:Movedtoesolangwiki]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1307 N * KaleidoscopeFive * (+465) * Created page with ":''This draft has been finalized and moved to the [[Esolang Wiki]]. It can be found [https://esolangs.org/wiki/{{{1}}} here]. Note that there may be differences between this draft page and the finalized version.'' This template is used 07:07:53 lmao 07:08:01 back to mourning guys 07:08:05 ops seems not! 07:08:06 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1308 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+272) 07:08:23 [[Template:Movedtoesolangwiki]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1309 * KaleidoscopeFive * (-15) 07:09:00 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1310 * KaleidoscopeFive * (-245) 07:09:20 [[Draft:He raised his left hand and lowered his right, then lowered his left and raised his right, thinking nothing of it. The disease had already started consuming his brain. Weeks passed and he reported that it had gotten harder for him to do basic tasks.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1311 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+245) 07:13:35 oh shit de67_ great second question 07:13:39 u throwin' out bangers 07:15:49 [[Template:Movedtoesolangwiki]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1312 * KaleidoscopeFive * (0) * no need for underscores anymore 07:17:24 [[Template:Movedtoesolangwiki]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1313 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+158) 07:17:44 [[Draft:Ppmcateogirwsonmethamphetamine.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1314 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) 07:17:55 [[Draft:Heat foreign]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1315 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) 07:18:24 [[Draft:Tapeworm]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1316 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+35) 07:18:32 [[Draft:Two-finger salute]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1317 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) 07:18:40 [[Draft:Overlooker]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1318 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) 07:19:35 [[Draft:Catgirl Rainfart]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1319 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+35) * catgirl rainfart 07:19:46 [[Draft:Test that a^2 + wiki]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1320 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) 07:20:15 [[Draft:Yep.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1321 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) * yep. it (this esolang) smells very horrible 07:21:33 [[Esolanging:Help]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1322 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+99) * /* Drafts */ 07:24:04 [[Draft:Dimethylmercury]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1323 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+37) * /* Methylmercury (Candidate 6) */ 07:33:55 Esl 07:33:59 Esolanging is a lost art 07:34:21 And after seeing my sloplangs future historians will want to keep it lost 07:40:11 [[Draft:Eternal Xesolang Iclass Twithfour]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1324 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+321) * /* X */ Funny BFB 5 line + deleted line from BFB 31 07:51:59 [[Draft:Brainfuck Minesweeper]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1325 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+236) * /* Scoring */ hastily finalize 07:52:06 good enough 07:53:30 [[Draft:Brainfuck Minesweeper]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1326 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+36) 08:27:15 esolang -> esolangs (bot) -> LLM -> AI -> Terminator -> terminate (verb) -> std::terminate -> std::abort -> std::exit -> Eternal Xalgebra Iclass Twithfour -> Four (BFDI) -> Two (BFDI) -> One (BFDI) -> Collatz conjecture -> carykh -> X (BFDI) -> Twitter -> Lyntr -> FaceDev -> Bussin X 08:27:22 Bussin X is an esolang trust /LazyK /CrazyJ 08:50:20 LLM -> MLM (multilevel marketing) -> pyramid scheme -> Scheme 08:50:31 To be fair I think functional languages were used for AI research in the early days 08:50:38 Hi de67_ 08:50:43 hau 08:50:45 yayimheretoo died of sadness morning for you 08:50:50 *mourning 08:50:51 KaleidoscopeFive: morning? 08:50:54 *mourning 08:52:35 colour in american is color, so why isnt mourn in american morn? 08:52:47 hmm 08:52:49 Good point 08:53:11 Wtf is aubergine though (apparently it's eggplant) 08:53:59 and an esolang 08:55:22 KaleidoscopeFive: aubergine sounds like a name for a disease where you go deaf and start going insane and you see shadows that dont exist and you know that the end is near but you dont know how near is it and at the end it disospovleves into acharsos athat yiy cannot control or edefaeat andir acillaspes jnto dwath 08:57:04 So you're saying british people willingly eat disease /CrazyJ /LazyK /j 08:57:50 mayhaps 08:58:11 Bangers and mash 08:58:13 also i love those tone indicators /CrazyK /LazyJ /k 08:58:39 I ate bangers and mash and my insides got mashed together and exploded with a loud bang /wtf /LazyK /cwhatididthere 08:59:38 we need new fnuuy tone indicators /WTFbasis /CrazyK /LazyJ /nuffinwronfwiththesetoneindicatorsdontreadthemcarefullyok? 09:02:42 I just ran over a guy in a motorcycle driving my semitruck /hahhaahhhaha /j /CrazyJ /rand /esomarkpleaseletmeoutofyourbasement /dontmindthelastone /whatlastone /67 09:02:42 09:03:42 A Programming Language With Smallest Interpreter 09:04:59 Speedrunning an APLWSI interpreter in IRC 09:05:00 3 09:05:02 2 09:05:03 1 09:05:04 0.9 09:05:05 0.8 09:05:07 -1 09:05:14 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 09:05:33 6.76767676767e-6767676767676767676767676767676767676767 09:05:35 Go 09:05:36 DOne 09:08:48 [[PHP]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1327 N * KaleidoscopeFive * (+214) * another very important esolang 09:08:58 [[Special:Log/delete]] * KaleidoscopeFive deleted page [[PHP]] (content was: "{{Stub}} '''PHP''', also known as '''PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor''' or '''Personal Home Page''', is an [[esoteric programming language]]. [[Category:Languages]] [[Category:Turing complete]] [[Category:Implemented]]", and the only contributor was "[[Special:Contributions/KaleidoscopeFive|KaleidoscopeFive]] 09:13:27 https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/ 09:17:07 [[Perl]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1328 N * KaleidoscopeFive * (+656) * Created page with "{{stub}} '''Paint splatters''' is an [[esoteric programming language]]. == Examples == Due to budget cuts, these are all in text form. This glorious expression evaluates to the number zero. lerzfijglpFiji-j This eval 09:17:24 [[Special:Log/delete]] * KaleidoscopeFive deleted page [[Perl]] (cant read the programs /LazyK /CrazyJ) 09:18:57 https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/splatters.html is a really funny repository of Perl code 09:21:28 I was gonna say that there should be an esolang where an OCR model translates images into code but I guess that's taken already 09:27:05 de67_: Read the logs 09:27:14 67 09:29:29 de67_: pls read https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/ 09:29:33 it's very important 09:29:47 ive seen it 09:30:22 nice 09:30:31 does that convince you enough that perl is an esolang 09:32:58 surw 09:46:48 okay I didn't realize just how permissive Perl's syntax is, even after seeing thato ne s<^>e codegolf answer 09:47:51 [[MediaWiki:SiteSubtitle]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1329 N * Dragoneater67 * (+11) * add a fnuuy subtitle 10:04:29 [[Draft:‍]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1331 N * Dragoneater67 * (+662) * new draft!!! 10:13:18 lemme disconnect for a sec 10:13:27 wow 10:13:29 it worky :3 10:15:56 [[Draft:‌]] when 10:16:21 (that's a zero width non-joiner because yours is a zero width joiner) 10:17:55 basically my idea is similar to [[Esolang:But Is It Art?]] 10:18:34 can you tile the polygons in a straight line? 10:19:41 what does it mean to tile something in a straight line 10:20:13 tile it in such a way that theres a stright line that intersects with each tile 10:20:38 continuously 10:20:42 okay so if it can tile but it zigzags too much it doesn't count 10:20:48 ye 10:21:00 alrighty 10:21:19 an another equirement would be that each shape has to be used at least once 10:26:44 [[Draft:‍]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1332 * Dragoneater67 * (+176) * le semantics!!! 10:31:47 [[Draft:‍]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1333 * Dragoneater67 * (+263) * /* Overview */ categorize 10:33:45 [[Draft:‍]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1334 * Dragoneater67 * (+27) * finalized 11:09:26 TIL "Egg" is a valid Perl program. 11:20:01 For those who haven't read the paper or don't wanna read it (it's only 8 pages bro) I love this line: "Figure 6 represents the string “gggijgziifiiffif”, which by pure coincidence happens to accurately represent the authors’ verbal reaction upon learning that “unquoted strings” were a feature intentionally included in the Perl language." 11:26:10 [insert image here] -> ame -> Arbitrary memory emulation -> Aadenboy -> Element Cattos wiki -> Oganesson Tetratenneside 11:29:47 Lithium-3 implies Lithium-2 /CrazyJ 11:32:48 ;i;c;;#\\?z{;?;;fn':.; 11:33:59 I would love to know how and why `-*?` evaLuates to 0 in Perl 11:40:02 well idk Perl so I don't have the full answer but `*?` seems to evaluate to *main::? 11:40:09 i don't know what type *main::? is though, if it's a string or something else 11:40:24 all i know is that `print *?` outputs *main::? 11:41:38 aha https://stackoverflow.com/questions/35082882/what-do-perl-identifiers-starting-with-an-asterisk-represent 11:42:22 KaleidoscopeFive: `*?` is apparently a very weird identifier that i don't really understand the properties of 11:42:41 Perl is such a sigma language 11:42:54 I should use it instead of C++ 12:08:37 i just realized 12:08:48 my new esolang is incomplete 12:08:50 fuck 12:08:52 what do i do 12:11:43 which one 12:26:40 the latest one 12:30:56 Reading about "barewords" in Perl makes me wanna rip my intestines out and put them back in (in Minecraft) 12:31:14 de67: https://esolanging.wiki/wiki/Draft:%E2%80%8D? 12:31:17 ye 12:31:23 look at the esowiki version 12:31:26 i fixed a flaw 12:31:30 a really dumb one 12:32:21 lemme make a more sane esolang now 12:33:31 I think Perl is making me want to do incredibly deranged things 12:33:44 yk what 12:33:49 perl is actually awesome 12:33:53 i love perl 12:34:00 im gonna make an esolang inspired by it 12:34:08 de67: Arms race? 12:34:30 why tf does esolang wiki allow me to move pages into the MediaWiki namespace??? 12:34:40 de67: SHH DONT TELL AIS 12:34:43 also none of the MediaWiki pages are protected on there 12:34:45 (/j) 12:34:51 Rip 12:35:07 cuz its autoprotected by the wiki software 12:35:14 Oh ok 12:35:27 (so you're telling me what I did earlier was useless and in vain) 12:35:45 ye 12:35:53 uh 12:36:03 JavaScript 12:36:06 KaleidoscopeFive: log into your nonadmin account 12:36:22 try moving some random page into MediaWiki:Sidebar 12:36:40 I think I protected that page 12:36:59 lemme unprotect it 12:37:17 [[MediaWiki:404]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1335 N * KaleidoscopeFive * (+40) * test 12:37:19 Ima tet it 12:37:20 test it 12:37:22 teto it 12:38:00 it wont work 12:38:42 try moving into [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice]] 12:38:53 [[User:KaleidoscopeFive Non-admin/404]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1337 N * KaleidoscopeFive Non-admin * (+18) * Created page with "s-senpai what 404?" 12:39:14 diff=1337 12:39:22 what a coincidence 12:39:26 LMAO THAT'S DIFF 1337?!!??!?!?!? 12:39:34 You do not have permission to move this page, for the following reasons: 12:39:34 This page provides interface text for the software on this wiki, and is protected to prevent abuse. To add or change translations for all wikis, please use translatewiki.net, the MediaWiki localisation project. 12:39:34 This page provides interface text for the software on this wiki, and is protected to prevent abuse. To add or change translations for all wikis, please use translatewiki.net, the MediaWiki localisation project. 12:39:40 (tried to move to 404 12:39:45 ) 12:39:47 alrighty 12:40:22 [[Special:Log/delete]] * KaleidoscopeFive deleted page [[MediaWiki:404]] (eat it up eat it up eat eat eat eat eat) 12:41:29 [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1338 N * Dragoneater67 * (+12) * test :3 12:42:00 [[Special:Log/delete]] * Dragoneater67 deleted page [[MediaWiki:Sitenotice]] (content was: "SIX SEVEN!!!", and the only contributor was "[[Special:Contributions/Dragoneater67|Dragoneater67]]" ([[User talk:Dragoneater67|talk]])) 12:42:54 SIX SEVEN 12:43:07 the six or seven versions of 67 (according to me) 12:43:09 1. 67 12:43:14 2. six seven 12:43:22 3. SIIIIIIIIIIIX SEEEEEEEEVEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12:43:29 i managed to hide the site notice on esolang wiki 12:43:38 4. sxsxi sven!!!!!!! 12:43:47 esolanging wiki doesnt have a site notice, since theres no need for it yet 12:43:50 5. SSXIIIIIII SVEEENENNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12:44:00 6. s-six seven~ uwu :3 12:44:03 its a bit strange to see esolang wiki not have a site notice again 12:44:03 7. idk 12:44:26 you can steal my site notice to hide it too :3 12:44:35 s/site notice/css/ 12:45:02 de67: It's like if you removed someone's intestines for 6 months and put them into the strings of a guitar for them to play, then after those 6 months you put their intestines back in their sleep and they wonder why they feel so much heavier and why their guitar has no more strings 12:46:55 maybe fungot shouldnt have let you of of its basement 12:47:22 campfires sit around scary fungots telling me stories 12:48:00 [[User:KaleidoscopeFive]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1339 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+1344) 12:48:05 wha 12:49:20 Catgirl Rainfart was the turning point 12:49:52 job was outside an Esofish 12:53:53 [[Draft:Hey fungot give me back my fucking intestines please or I will count to three.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1340 N * KaleidoscopeFive * (+362) * Created page with " '''Hey fungot give me back my fucking intestines please or I will count to three.''' or '''HFGMBMFIPOIWCT3''' for short is an [[esoteric programming language]] by [[user:raiseafloppafan7741 12:56:36 I am A tier in naming sentences 12:57:12 I think I fall in third place (behind the person who made Duckwise Northward) and the person who created fungot's clone 12:59:56 lemme look up the guy who made duckwise nortward 13:01:52 oh ye i know the guy who made it 13:06:00 I think I'm in sixth place because 13:08:05 1. Dragoneater67 [Too many examples] \ 2. A() (Duckwise Northward) \ 3. Yayimhere and esomark (Bitch, Ienai!) \ 4. MarkFan8901 (Solution 1) \ 5. Areallycoolusername (Nope.) \ 6. FormaldehydeDrinker [todo: add examples] 13:08:05 13:08:18 Nvm seventh 13:08:48 1. Dragoneater67 [Too many examples] \ 2. A() (Duckwise Northward) \ 3. Yayimhere and esomark (Bitch, Ienai!) \ 4. MarkFan8901 (Solution 1) \ 5. ais523 (Infinite Vector, it's such a cool name) \ 6. Areallycoolusername (Nope.) \ 7. FormaldehydeDrinker [todo: add examples] 13:08:48 13:11:59 1. Dragoneater67 (A family of 5 stuck in a perpetual time loop of agony and ais524 vs week mama vs yayimheretree EPIK RAP BATTLE!!!) \ 2. A() (Duckwise Northward) \ 3. Yayimhere and esomark (Bitch, Ienai!) \ 4. MarkFan8901 (Solution 1) \ 5. ais523 (Infinite Vector, it's such a cool name it deserves its own spot) \ 6. Areallycoolusername (Nope.) \ 7. FormaldehydeDrinker (Catgirl Rainfart) 13:11:59 13:13:17 lemme come up with the greatest esoname of all time 13:31:30 [[Draft:Hey fungot give me back my fucking intestines please or I will count to three.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1341 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+889) 13:47:27 [[Draft:Hey fungot give me back my fucking intestines please or I will count to three.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1342 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+1169) * six seven 13:47:36 shouldve been 2 lower 13:48:48 damn 13:49:50 de67: You should make an abuse filter that makes it so that only edits with deltas ending in 67 (for example, +67, -67, +12367, etc.) are allowed 13:53:06 HackEso keeps telling me to continue meet esomark-chan! 13:53:06 de67: 13:55:48 im working on a new esolang 14:00:19 esomark -> Dragoneater67 -> A random guy -> table -> Aadenboy -> Mhm! -> trisolime -> lime -> citrus -> Annoying Orange -> Tattletail -> Furby 14:00:19 vabot. i guess 14:00:27 esomark is a furby, Q.E.D. 14:00:27 14:00:39 oops 14:00:46 esomark-chan -> Dragoneater67 -> A random guy -> table -> Aadenboy -> Mhm! -> trisolime -> lime -> citrus -> Annoying Orange -> Tattletail -> Furby 14:00:46 14:00:51 esomark-chan is a furby, Q.E.D. 14:00:51 14:01:45 how is any of that even remotely related??? 14:01:59 It's quite simple really 14:02:10 esomark-chan was made by DragoneaterSIIIXSEEEEVEEEEEEEN (you) 14:02:10 esomark: chimeraanova: 14:02:21 You collaborated with A random guy once with TetoLang 14:02:31 A random guy arranges their esolangs in tables and so does Aadenboy 14:02:45 Aadenboy made Mhm! and I think the first picture of the trisolime he showed me was mhm.png 14:02:49 A lime is a citrus 14:02:55 Annoying Orange is an orange which is a citrus 14:03:13 Annoying Orange played the game Tattletail once, and for some reason Tattletail has lots of furbies 14:03:20 Therefore, esomark-chan is a Furby 14:03:20 damn esomark 14:03:24 wow 14:04:20 [[Draft:Therefore, esomark-chan is a furby. Q.E.D.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1343 N * KaleidoscopeFive * (+259) * Created page with " '''Therefore, esomark-chan is a furby. Q.E.D.''' is an [[esoteric programming language]] by [[user:raiseafloppafan7741]] in [[:Category:2026|2026]]. [[Category:Languages]] [[Category:2026]] [[Category:Unknown computational c 14:04:20 14:09:10 wanna get a sneak peek on my new esolang? 14:09:15 i have a truth machine 14:09:21 here it is: ,"1.1@S"1$"0."0$S 14:09:33 That looks kinda sus 14:09:42 I feel like that could be valid Perl or dare I say, PHP 14:09:55 oh wait 14:10:04 its wrong 14:10:09 heres the actual truth machine: ,"1.1@^"1$"0."0$^ 14:10:21 Probably still valid Perl/PHP 14:10:28 agreed 14:10:53 [[Draft:Therefore, esomark-chan is a furby. Q.E.D.]] https://esolanging.wiki/mediawiki/index.php?diff=1344 * KaleidoscopeFive * (+573) 14:10:53 14:12:26 I will stop shitting out esolangs for approximately 3 reasons 14:12:33 1. I have school this week (ugh.) 14:12:40 2. I am incredibly fucked because I forgot to do some shit 14:12:56 3. I am making a new esolang unlike anything you have seen before 14:13:14 4. The new esolang is practical and very serious language very serious cat 14:13:36 halungtiyang is dead 14:13:37 so dead 14:14:31 Stories sit around halungtiyangs campfiring to scary bros 14:15:52 fungots sit around scary campfires telling stories to bro 14:16:53 :3 14:17:18 :3 stories sit around scary UwUs telling esomark-chan stories 14:17:18 llarericte wkiny spame tongmallendes al fizzie: 14:17:29 de67: I lobotomized esomark-chan! 14:17:29 fizzie, 14:20:56 de67: wanna see the reason halungtiyang died 14:21:03 yes 14:21:09 print"Hello, world! 14:21:13 Valid program btw 14:21:29 Gulf of Mexico was an inspiration 14:21:58 pliz try writing a program in S 14:22:02 its a very ex language 14:22:12 you can smash keys and come up with a valid program 14:23:31 "Perl has a Turing-complete grammar because parsing can be affected by run-time code executed during the compile phase." <- One-sentence horror story 14:23:49 no 14:23:51 no 14:23:54 this cannot be real 14:24:10 C++17 templates are Turing-complete but I don't think C++ SYNTAX is Turing-complete 14:24:18 Why does the paint splatter language have undecidable splatters 14:24:37 "It is often said that "Only perl can parse Perl",[109] meaning that only the Perl interpreter (perl) can parse the Perl language (Perl), but even this is not, in general, true. Because the Perl interpreter can simulate a Turing machine during its compile phase, it would need to decide the halting problem in order to complete parsing in every case." HOW 14:28:45 btw 14:28:52 how is perl syntax tc??? 14:28:58 Idk 14:29:05 makes sense 14:29:06 They probably took some INSANE drugs while making the syntax 14:29:36 I was thinking of making a Perl ripoff but now that I find out about this I don't think Perl can ever be matched 14:29:53 S is Perl ripoff too 14:30:00 and is also entropy complete 14:30:10 But is S's syntax TC? 14:30:14 meaning that 100% of paint splatters are valid programs 14:30:30 KaleidoscopeFive: unfortuantely, S is not as esoteric as PErl in that regard 14:30:54 Would you rather use Perl forever or use JavaScript forever 14:30:59 oh damn i forgor that i need to email asdenboy too 14:31:07 rip 14:31:16 KaleidoscopeFive: even perl is not as esoteric as js 14:31:26 also pliz try writing an S program 14:31:32 its very fun actually 14:33:13 esolanging 14:33:14 hi PkmnQ 14:34:04 what's S 14:35:10 i've nebver heard of it before 14:35:22 S is an esolang 14:35:25 i made it today 14:35:34 it has some funny features 14:36:18 but as I take from the logs, Perl surpasses it 14:36:39 (also I can't find S) 14:36:56 oh wait it's directly on esolangs? 14:36:59 PkmnQ: I just learned that Perl's syntax is Turing-complete 14:37:01 i thought it would've been on esolanging 14:37:08 KaleidoscopeFive: yeah saw as much from the logs 14:37:24 i think i've heard it before but thought it was a joke 14:42:31 its not a joke it seems 14:43:59 lemme prove that S is tc 14:44:03 it seems quite trivial 14:44:11 ill just make S and K combinators 14:44:20 hopefully i wont die along the way :3 14:48:36 de67: i thought of proving it using the underload ():^ subset but unfortunately i'm not entirely sure that nested parentheses are possible 14:48:45 they arent :3 14:48:48 and i think that makes the S combinator impossible too 14:48:54