Draft:DON'T TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE
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DON'T TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE is an esoteric programming language by User:AnalysisOfVariance in 2026. It was designed to try game the Esolang Quality Rating System once again, but with an even worse language than last time.
Etymology
The author of this language despises every other Sunday through Friday. The title alludes to how he likes perpetual weekends.
Overview
There is an infinite tape of signed 29-bit integers and a stack of signed 29-bit integers.
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HINDI KO BINANGGIT SI HACKESO!!!
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Pushes the current tape cell. |
uwu
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Pops a value from the stack and stores it in the current tape cell. |
Should I cram my assignments or keep making absolutely horrible esolangs?
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Pushes 0 to the temporary stack. |
Should I postpone everything and let my pending work pile up and kill me again?
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Pushes 1 to the temporary stack. |
esomark, thoughts?
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Pops a value and if it is 0, skips executing the next instruction. |
Helo PkmnQ
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Pops a value and pushes it twice. |
Helo de67
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Pops two values and pushes their sum. Overflow simply wraps around as in two's complement. |
Helo Assembly
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Pops two values and pushes their product. Overflow simply wraps around as in two's complement. |
Computational class
Trivially Turing-complete via translating brainfuck with wrapping signed 29-bit cells to it.
| brainfuck | DON'T TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE |
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HINDI KO BINANGGIT SI HACKESO!!! Should I postpone everything and let my pending work pile up and kill me again? Helo de67 uwu |
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Repeat the above code 229 - 1 times. |
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