Draft talk:OpenBSD toaster

The statements made in this page are objectively true

anyone who disagrees is wrong --Dragoneater67 (talk) 14:53, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

i agree --Dragoneater67 (talk) 14:53, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

me too --Dragoneater67 (talk) 14:53, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

and me --Dragoneater67 (talk) 14:53, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

yall are right!!! --Dragoneater67 (talk) 14:54, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

we ALL agree 🥹 Https assembler (talk) 17:05, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

LibreSSL support

I think you should add built-in LibreSSL support uwu~

Reasons why you should do that:

• Gives OpenBSD toaster uniqueness (think about it, what other esolangs as of now have TLS networking?)
• LibreSSL is related to OpenBSD
• Allows you to write an IRC bot/client/server running OpenBSD toaster on a toaster running OpenBSD
• It's cool

So you should add LibreSSL I/O somehow    Analysis  Of  Variance    14:56, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

It's also really cool! Don't forget that!    Analysis  Of  Variance    14:57, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

You just need a string format and a way to store TLS connections and configs and stuff, but I think you can encode that in integers :D    Analysis  Of  Variance    14:58, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

I guess you could make it so that outputting a specific integer can do stuff related to TLS    Analysis  Of  Variance    16:28, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

they're 8-bit idiot    Analysis  Of  Variance    04:00, 12 October 2026 (UTC)

Undefined behavior

• What happens when an empty stack is popped from?
• What is the input on EOF?
• What if a THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING TLS!!! or THANK YOU OPENBSD FOR INVENTING SSL! command is unmatched?

   Analysis  Of  Variance    16:48, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

who knows? I dont Https assembler (talk) 17:06, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

logtest knew but they were confronted with death and sentenced to burn in hell for all eternity    Analysis  Of  Variance    04:02, 12 October 2026 (UTC)