User:PkmnQ/World's angriest control flow/Slap Chop parody

Hi, it's PkmnQ with D:<! You're gonna be in a great mood all day, because you're gonna be jumping your instruction pointer away with the D:<. Now look, here's a queue. One D:<, you got an infinite loop, two D:<s, Turing-completeness in a second. And look at this, when you just keep adding D:<, the more you add, the more chaotic it gets, you don't have to add any other control flow!

Now, you love control flow -- you hate making it. You know you hate making control flow -- that's why you have a brainfuck-style while loop in your esolang! Watch this, one D:<... control flow! I love brainfuck too, but once in a while mix up the control flow, at least throw it on top of the bf derivative.

You're gonna change your view on control flow. Stacks, counters, stuff we use, in what, 1 D:<? 1 or 2 D:<s, it's TC! This thing, this implicit loop looks boring. Stop having a boring loop, stop having a boring esolang. Add this D:<, putting it in like this, now you're gonna have a nice, esoteric, control flow. Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting esolang now.

(I'm still working on the rest. Why am I working on the rest, this page is stupid)